I shoulda ...

I shoulda moved my toe out of the way as I opened the front door ... it must have a knife on that corner of the door.

I shoulda insisted on something other than a Snickers bar.

I shoulda changed these along time ago ... it would have explained why they worked so horribly; someone switched out our windshield wiper blades (the correct pair on the right), giving us a pair that was not meant for our car (the wrong pair on the left).